humorous:

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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